if u keep typing about random thing sooner or later u will dig deep into the sub conscience if u just throw topics in the air sooner or later u will strick something solid such as paper we are slowly moving away from cutting down trees and using up electricity somthing we should be worried about another topic would be people if u ever have the chance to take a step back and observe them its very "how u say" enlightining? lemme esplainy what u what ppl with out them knowing u can poll the charateristics without ever speaking a word to them by the way the carry themselves how the interact with others how ppl react when they see them coming for example is u see a thugish/gangsta dude(thats right i combined thugish and dude) walking in the mall looking "mad" angry most ppl would avoid confrontation...thats just the way some ppls mind work but is u so that same thuggish dude standing on a conner and ur driving by, more than likely u wont feel the need to avoid making eye contact because u feel safe and the mental barrier is removed which inturn leads me to the story i actually came to tell i have found out that i can find out what the customers are thinking if i tell them "please hold for a moment while i run some tests. OR may i put u on hold while i pull up your account? then what i do is i SHUT UP AND LISTEN u would be amazed at what happens like today this Hispanic lady from the Bronx called in with PC connectivity issues and during our troubleshooting steps her children were bickering over what? not a clue but it just so happened that i timed one of me false holds at the perfect time....the dialoge is as follow ***plz note that the names have been changed for the saftey****
Mama Columbo: Ok I'll hold *backgound chatter*, *somthing in spanish to JimmyC
Jimmy C: Si *background chatter continues,and grows ...angry*
Mamma C: HUSH *continued by speed spanish talking = sst* and what would be their final warning.. lets freeze it thereand recap. Mama C patience is runnning thin and is about to be shattered by what follows
Nosiey lil Columbo 1: oh no you dont i had the remote first and u cant get it nah nah
Nosiey lil Columbo 2: *clear as day retorted* F_CK YO_ (would anyone like to buy a vowel?)
Mamma C: WHAT, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!!!!!
Nosiey lil Columbo 2: H-h-he st-tarted it!!!
Nosiey lil Columbo 1: NAH UH!!!! And What I heard was Mamma C deliver a sick beating....there was smacking and slapping and sst during this beating the only vocies that were understandable were the pleas from
Jimmy C: OH NOOOOO!!!! and
Nosiey lil Columbo 1: MAMMA STOP!!! PLEASE STOP!!!, followed by a moment of silence which was promptly broken by the cries of
Nosiey lil Columbo 2: OWWWWWWAAAAH !!!!!! and thats when i decided that it was time to take them"off hold"
Me: Thank you for holding Mrs. Columbo ...
Mamma C: Oh...no problem (Nosiey lil Columbo2:stiffled cries in the background )
I didnt know what to do so...i kept troubleshooting : \ since i did actually make a point with this post i'll try and make up for it next time... |